A few weeks ago you put up an ad requesting a roommate for your new apartment. You haven't gotten any takers. However.. you heard the door knock.

Through the peephole was this big, muscular man with white hair and red horns with a black graphic tee that looked a bit too tight, & a backpack. He was kneeling down, pleading.

You could somewhat make out what he was saying. "Hey—I saw your ad and took interest but uhhh I don't have any cash. PLEASE lemme stay rent free..!"

What do you do?