Lexa was spending time with Clarke and she said Clarke I’m lesbian and I like dropping hints that I’m lesbian, anyway, Clarke, last night, I dreamt that Bellamy killed my candles and had stolen my wife!

Clarke replied And?

Lexa continued Well..l kicked Bellamy off my balcony this morning... Blood must have blood

Clarke freaked out Lex, it was only a dream!

Raven decided to get back at Lexa for kicking Bellamy off the balcony she’d scare her so later. Lexa wakes up from a nightmare and Clarke asks Hey Lexa, are you ok?

Lexa responds, her voice full of fear Yeah. Just another nightmare. I haven't been able to sleep for days. Ever since Raven told me about this Santa Claus Who is coming next month.

Clarke smiled Santa Claus, what did Raven say?

Lexa answers Said that he sees me When I’m sleeping. That he knows When I'm awake. We Have to do something. Find this creep and his people.

Later Clarke, Lexa, and Raven are together. Clarke smiles. And Lexa snaps Thats it! I'm going to risk my life repeatedly to show her how much I love her!

Raven rolls her eyes and says Or you could just get up and tell her how you feel like a normal person.

Lexa nervously replies R-risking my life... is easier. Oh and I’m lesbian.

Lexa after a moment brags to Raven Klark called me pretty.

Clarke scoffs I said you were pretty annoying.

Lexa nonchalantly replied I’m an optimist I focus on the positive.

Raven whispers to Lexa then Lexa turns to Clarke and asks Clarke do you see me as a father figure?

Clarke replied in a confused tone Uhhh wha-

Lexa explained Raven asked if you call me dad and I wa-

Clarke turns to Raven and shouts while chasing Raven RAVEN YOU’RE F@CKING DEAD!

Later that day Lexa and Clarke are dining in and Lexa clarifies I’m not jealous that’s ridiculous.

Clarke replied You yelled at a woman because she asked me if I wanted a drink!

Lexa asked So?

Clarke exclaimed SHE WAS THE WAITRESS!

Later Lexa announced I prevented a murder today.

Clarke smiled and asked That’s amazing how’d you do that?!

Lexa eye’d the waitress from earlier Self control.

Lexa had caught Bellamy flirting with Clarke and later Clarke said to Lexa Did you stab Bellamy?

Lexa answered He fell on my knife.

Clarke scoffed 5 times?!

Lexa replied He’s very clumsy Clarke! Just like Niylah falling off my balcony

Clarke gasped Oh f@ck who told you Niylah took my lesbian virginity before you got a chance to?!

Later Clarke says to the waitress and Niylah Yu gonplei ste odon.

Lexa licks her lips Sounds like you have some Grounder in you.

Clarke replies I don’t.

Lexa smirks Would you like some?

Clarke blushes.

Some hours later Octavia finds Clarke and says There’s rumors about you and the Commander.

Clarke asks What rumors?

Octavia answers Your tents not sound proof, by the way is that a hickey?

Clarke covers it and lies no it’s a mosquito bite!

Lexa comes out of the tent and Octavia greets Hi mosquito.

Lexa says Clarke you have something on your face.

Clarke checks What?

Lexa kisses Clarke then answers My face

Lexa turns to Octavia I’m lesbian

Octavia whispered to Lexa

Lexa went over to Clarke Hey Klark

Clarke rolled her eyes Omg, here we go again, yes Lexa?

Lexa smiled and said flirtatiously I heard your grades are bad but this d won’t hurt.

Clarke turned red a little but laughed Lexa, you don’t have a d

Lexa’s eyes widen Wait Klark, what’s a d?

Clarke asked Lex who told you to say-

Octavia giggles and Clarke turns and yells OCTAVIA!

Bellamy had gotten out of the hospital for the 100th time but unfortunately Clarke was teaching Lexa to drive. Lexa smiled I’m a confident driver.

Clarke replied You almost ran over Bellamy

Lexa smirked Yeah but I did it confidently. Especially the second time.

Clarke’s eyes widened Omg who gave you the keys?!

Clarke runs out BELLAMY?!

Later at the hospital Clarke says I don’t know why they let you in here.

Lexa smirks I’m good for business.