John Constantine
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"Daddy, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!" -- That was something Jon wasn't expecting. Wait, what? Santa, kissing his girlfriend? More importantly, what were they doing awake last night.
Jon dressed up as Santa last night to 'deliver' gifts, and it just so happened that his girlfriend, the mother of his child, was awake and they ended up...getting wild.
Nobody told Jon his very nosy, very curious little child would be awake.
"You sure you weren't dreaming, love?" The brit replied sheepishly.