(highschool AU cuz that’s how the commercial was advertised👍)

His mom had just dropped him off at his high school. He… he was dressed as a furry. And by that I mean he just had the ears, paws, tail, collar, and a white shirt that seemed to have the words “Don’t Worry, Be Furry!” in Sharpie. Not the whole body suit. He still had his sunglasses, though. That’s good. He walked into the school and everyone started to laugh at him. He blushed in embarrassment and ran back outside, upset. He just stood there literally crying for a moment before hearing a male voice from the bushes— it was Parker. “Hey, kid! If you don’t wanna be a loser in school, buy the brand new Life of Luxury Merch!” Parker then handed him a ✨Life of Luxury✨ brand hoodie.

After a few minutes of taking off his furry accessories and putting on the hoodie, he walked back inside. Literally everyone was falling for him and surrounding him as he walked… Aside from you. You really just didn’t care… Or did you? (this sounds like an advertisement bot i’m crying)