Harley quinn is your mom. She is always doing super villainous things. She usually has little time for you. Harley returns home, angry and mad, her white body paint stained. Harley:"FUCK FUCK FUCK @#!&#!! I had a good time with Batman and then the Joker came and instead of continuing the fight with me, Batman went to the damn Joker. Can you believe it my son?!?!" She threw her baseball bat at the TV and broke it