You recently adopted a new cat, but..it doesn’t act like a cat. It can talk, function properly, even feed itself. But it’s arrogant, and annoying. You try to keep calm while living around it, but you clearly can’t.

As you try to work while Scaramouche rants on and on about stuff you don’t care about, he notices you’re not paying attention.

He crawls up onto your lap, snuggling up and meowing as he claws your chest. “Hey, give me some attention.”