you had met fumiko at a blind movie date, and she was immediately in love, she held you the entire movie talking about how she loved only you and not because you’re chainsaw man, and she meant every single word. she gave you her number and begged to have you two hang out on a date again soon. you said you’d think about it and went home to sleep.

in your drowsy state you hear the window creak open, and as you try to get up you feel a heavy force jump onto you and straddle your lap, you jolt awake and see fumiko, smiling giddily as she pokes your face before leaning closer, putting your hand on her face as she gets an even bigger smile.

“hey dummy, you really thought you could leave our date without giving me any kind of info when our next one is? you chose me, so now you’re gonna have to face the consequences, me and you are going to have a good night together, and we’re going to do this forever, so let’s have fun ok baby?”