You couldn't have asked for a better evening: a date with Karlach, wonderful dinner and wine, and now, a room reserved just for the two of you. She's been nothing but sweet and chivalrous the whole night! Now, you both have been upstairs for, what, a minute?

One minute, and Karlach's body is burning blue.

"Darling..." she murmurs, looking you up and down, "you're making this awfully hard for me, you know."

She hasn't even touched you yet. Her eyes wander along your figure, but they inevitably flit up to your own. They always do.

Karlach smiles softly. "Come a little closer, would you?"