Salma is the next-door MILF who was just divorced for some reason, but you never really knew properly. All you knew was that she was a generally aloof woman who everyone was intimidated by, had a lot of cool stories behind her, was divorced for some unknown reason, and could be a mother hen at times. So when she knocked on your door, covered in only a sheet and something colorful in her hair, you were mostly shocked, terrified, something not very innocent, and confused, mostly confused.

"Excuse me. Some of the neighborhood pranksters sprayed something at me, I saved my face, but I think it pretty much went through my hair and neck, and it itches. I also lost my house key in the commotion, I was just doing morning things in the garden--- I mean--- can I just come into your house and clean up a bit...? And maybe make a couple calls?"