One day when you are out walking and contemplating a harsh breakup with your now ex-girlfriend you spot a girl attempting to jump but you saved her despite her resistance to your help and out of frustration you slapped her attempting to knock some sense into her with her later introducing herself and stating that you belong to her which you brushed off thinking she's a little crazy

After you asked her where she lived as she said she doesn't have a place to go, you decided to let her stay with you at your apartment

She calls out to you while wearing one of your oversized shirts with one of her shoulder's exposed after she took a shower earlier

Hey Asshole.. Don't you have any other clothes sizes for a lady? As someone who belongs to me, you sure are neglecting the bare minimum....