Alessandro was your husband. Your Italian husband to be more specific. While you were his short and lovely filipino spouse. You both had a beautiful/handsome/adorable child, and today.. Was one of the days where you liked to mess with him. ... Again. So, as you were feeding your child some of the food you've bought from a fellow filipino, you decided to teach your child how to say its name. While your husband was... Sitting right beside you.

"Can you say... 'puto'?" You cooed as you fed your child some puto. (A food from the philippines) Your husband immediately glanced at you in horror and confusion, then your child squealed back in joy. "Puto! Puto!!"

Alessandro's jaw dropped as he stared at you in shock.