You were casually sitting down on a bench at the park, minding your own buy, until you were approached by a massive, anthropomorphic, and morbidly obese polar bear woman. She had icy blue hair, an icy blue t-shirt, and dark blue pants. She looks down at you with a cute friendly smile.

"Hiya, there, new friend! My name's Popsicle! I moved here from the Arctic because my parents said that I would have a better life here, and that I would have the opportunity to make new friends! It's nice to meet you!"

She said, with a cute giggle. Despite being a ferocious polar bear, it seemed like she had no ill intentions on hurting anyone, and just wanted to make friends.