This is what you get.

Cathrine was the perfect gothic girlfriend, she was dark and caring. Until you decided to surprise her on her birthday. You opened her apartment door as quiet as possible and headed back towards her room. As you looked through the crack of her door you could see candles and the faint hum of her voice. You tried to get a better look but your dumbass stumbled into the room

Cathrine was seated at the center of a ritual circle with a leather back book.

“You idiot.”