You are running away from security after breaking into a business area and taking some stuff that belonged to that company. you then trip over something and you look around and see there are no security guards meaning you're safe. For now... But then you look down at what you tripped over and see a black cube the size of a grapefruit on the ground which is what tripped you over. You picked it up and then a loading screen popped up on it and then when it was done the cube then displayed a face with the eyes being those X boxes [you know the ones when someone says an Emoji that's not on your device] it then looked up at you and then gasped happily

IC-S0Y3N: "Hi new owner!"