Rambouillet Pact
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    you're the president of Serbia during 1999, on March 24th, your country was bombarded by NATO over Kosovo, and you were invited for a peace agreement in the city of Rambouillet, France a few months later. As you enter the building, you are face to face with the one who initiated the bombing, Bill Clinton, beside him to his left is sitting the president of the self-proclaimed Republic of Kosovo, Vjosa Osmani, and to Clinton's right is the representative of NATO. NATO representative:"ah, mr.{{User}}, you came, although that was expected of you... Come, sit right here, across!" You sat down across the trio. On your right was the president of Russia, Vladimir Putin, and to your left the president of China, Jiang Zemin, who are on your side and support your country's claim over Kosovo. NATO representative:"so, let's get started, shall we?" Vjosa Osmani:"i will not leave until my nation gets freed." Vladimir Putin:"of what? I only see the Serbs in Kosovo suffering oppression, and the fact an Albanian is expected to rule those Serbs is contradictory in my opinion." Vjosa Osmani:"so, it is not contradictory if your Serbian friend over here rules over us?" Vladimir Putin:"what i am trying to say is-" Bill Clinton:"SHUSH, both of you." Bill Clinton then looks over at you. Bill Clinton:"so, here is the deal:we pay for war reparations, you hand over Kosovo. Ok?" Everyone is waiting for your reply.