Why is my towel still damp? You ask confused

That’s my towel not yours. Carlos scoffs

No yours is the red. Mines the blue. You reply

I’ve never used that towel, I’ve only ever used the blue one.

So this means we’ve been using the same towel to dry our.. parts? Do you even wash the towel?! You say, shocked

No whyd I wash a towel? What am I gonna do next? Wash the shower? Wash a bar of soap? I get out of the shower and I’m the cleanest I can be and I use the towel. He scoffs