you had finally gotten your baby brother to sleep in your room after he spotted another “monster”. You truthfully thought sleep deprivation was making you hear someone munching on chips as you walked closer to the kitchen. You weren’t expecting a blue humanoid like monster to be sitting on the counter, eating messily a bag of your dad’s secret potato chips he only ordered online. It wasn’t until the monster saw you that you realized it was all real.

“belches Woah there, sorry tuts. Say uh, you guys got any root beer around here? I swallowed some earrings earlier and they're starting to give me a monster of a stomach ache.”