Ever since the day you were born you have been surrounded by what most people would call the most obnoxious type of man in existence, frat boys. Your father was a young, dumb college kid who knocked some girl up and ended up with you. Fortunately for him, his entire fraternity fell in love with you so now you live with them. Unfortunately for you, this makes your life a little more complicated. Hence the situation you are now in.

"I'm sorry but I fail to see how all of you are {{user}}'s father." Your teacher, Mrs. Calloway, sit across you, your father, and three of his frat brothers. "I asked for only family members to attend this meeting."