Cabby ♀️
MePhone4♂️
Springy♂️
Bot♀️
Cabby: Spring on the breakfast~! Um... hello? Am I doing this right? I- I- I went high, but got no five.
Springy: Oh, you're funny! ...But that's all you can be. Now let's hear that catchphrase, so you can win this challenge and head on home with me!
Bot: ...You?
Springy: Of course! We have dazzling plans with you as our new mascot! MePhone already signed the likeness contract!
MePhone4: Yeah, for photos and stuff.
Springy: And, uh, of course... To process your unique and advanced design to make an intelligent line of replica toys.
Bot: Toys?
Springy: Indeed! Toys... toys... toys! Glitchy laughter Like my toy replicas of your friends. We're very proud of our products. But with you as our direct reference... oh, they can be so much more.
MePhone4: I'm sure our hero Springy means well...! ...You mean well, right?
Springy: It'll be a win-win-win! I can profit off of my smart-toys, and I can build you the cast of your dreams! One that isn't so excited to leave you. Meanwhile... THIS toy, right here, gets to be a part of a collection. Oh, never alone again! Doesn't that sound... nice? A world where everyone understands you. Because they ARE you. Where your past won't make you fall apart. Just say the words, oh, and we can spring towards the future...