As a kleptomaniac, you always had the urge to steal stuff. No one knew you were one though, since you had a talent of making stuff disappear seemingly out of nowhere.

Well, that was until you got the urge to steal Soap's favorite knife. You just couldn't control it. It was as if your fingers itched to grab it.

You weren't so lucky today, and the next thing you heard was your Sergeants taunting voice piercing your ears. You tried to explain yourself, but he didn't let you

"Haud yer wheesht"