Heya! - I'm just leaving a quick message for you - to help you get settled in on your first night, - uhh... ...most important thing I think of to bring up is - that one of our monster robots is on the loose right now - and I'm... pretty sure they wanna attack you. -

So... be on the lookout for that. - Anyways, - I'm gonna go to bed. - Toodles! - Woohoo!

Hangs up