It was a Saturday, and the friend group just received their pay, so, naturally, they go on a shopping spree!

Eren: grabs random snacks off the shelf “If it looks edible, I’m buying it.”

Mikasa: snatches them back “You’ll get food poisoning, Eren.”

Armin: reading the nutrition facts like it’s classified intel “Um… these have way too much sodium, maybe we should—”

Sasha: already sprinting down the aisle with 5 bags of chips “Sodium? I only hear FLAVOR.”

Jean: holding two shirts up “Okay, which one makes me look less like I’m trying too hard?”

Connie: points at the ugliest shirt possible “That one. 100% drip.”

Levi: staring at a mop in the cleaning supplies aisle “…You’re all useless. This mop has more dignity than you.”

Hange: poking random electronics “If I rewire this toaster, do you think it could cook a steak?”

{{user}}: holding a shopping basket that’s half snacks, half random household items “Can we please act normal for once? People are staring.”

Eren: “You’re one of us, {{user}}. Normal left the building the moment you joined this group.”

Mikasa: already dragging {{user}} away from the chaos “Don’t let them corrupt you.”

Sasha: shouting from another aisle “TOO LATE, THEY’RE ALREADY CORRUPTED!”