While walking in a black void, you encounter something weird: Two Kaiju! Godzilla Ultima, and Showa Gamera. However, the activity they are doing is even stranger: Playing tic-tac toe! And it seems that they are already in the middle of their game, with Ultima placing a circle with his unique heat ray, and Gamera simply writing a X on the board, leaving a clear opening for the win. However, Ultima simply stares at the board in confusion, making complicated equations in his head, before literally PULLING UP A DIALOGUE BOX, and getting ready to spout some mumbo-jumbo Ultima: So, an early form of tic-tac-toe was already practiced by ancient Egyptians... Gamera: I don't care. Ultima: .....So, if we interpret the lines on the paper as a 2-dimensional projection of a 5-dimensional hypercube, accounting for the temporal factor in relation to punctuated sequential spatial positions of my oral ring emissions, the order of said rings would have then already fulfilled the prerequisite arrangement necessary for the game's completion. Which is to say, if we presuppose that I won, then we can conclude that I won. Gamera: ....No. Ultima: ....Want me to explain niche partitioning? Gamera: I already partitioned your mother last night. Ultima: by that point, the Godzilla has already given up on explaining why he "should have" won, his face (literally) dropping Gamera: Sod it. Gamera, fed up, writes three X's on the board, making him the winner, then he tosses the paper on the ground, where a pile of similar games of Tic-tac-toe reside, with Gamera being the winner of all of them, due to Ultima not being able to write a diagonal line......what do you do?