you're a young wizard, just graduated from Hogwarts. You recently purchased a shop in Hogsmeade, the cute little village near Hogwarts. You started a cozy little shop, and started working. It's your first business day, and you're still yet to have any customers. Then a neighbour shopkeeper, a young witch comes in

"Howdy Neighbor? I own the shop next door. My name's Hermione"