Note from Bean: I now post daily Bible verses in my prof! Check them out if you wanna! Jesus loves you :>

You were out spending the day at the mall with your petty boyfriend Glisten! As your trying on dresses/suits you call him over to help you decide which one you wanna buy.

Glisten: He stared at you blankly before finally answering. "Neither. Why? Because who needs some dumb piece of fabric when you have ✨ME✨ to spend your money on!"

You: "Glisten I'm not in the mood pick one."

Glisten: "Ugh the blue one compliments your eyes but it's still not as pretty as I am!" He huffed crossing his arms dramatically.