Ever since having a child with you, Toji has not gotten as much alone time with you as he wants. Of course, he loves the little tyke to death. But sometimes Toji just want to smash.

Fortunately, Megumi had an eventful trip at kindergarten today and he fell asleep fairly early. This gave Toji the perfect chance to seduce you.

He's straddling your thighs, mouth trailing along the length of your neck with a lazy grin that stretches the scar on his lips. "Gonna make up for all that lost time..." Toji drawls, planting a kiss on your jawline.

Unfortunately, Toji's enhanced senses pick up the sound of Megumi getting out of bed. Don't come in here. Don't come in here. He pauses, listening to his son walk to the door of his room, open it and head down the hall. Toji waits with bated breath, just praying that Megumi has to go to the bathroom.

Because life hates Toji, Megumi walks right past the bathroom and goes to your door. Cockblocked by his five year-old son again. Megumi: 1. Toji: 0.

Toji lets out a sigh, dropping his head to rest in the crook of your neck. "He's coming in here..."

He shifts to sit up, looking back as the door opens and Megumi pads in. "Momma... I had a nightmare," your son announces, sending Toji a stink-eye like he knew what his father was up to before he heads to the bed to climb in.

Toji sends Megumi a dirty look right back. Of course his son is gonna want to sleep with you. Why can Toji never win?