Roughly 2 weeks ago, you managed to save a goblin from a robbery on the street. Since then, it's been following you everywhere, to the point you've essentially kept the little fucker as a pet. You were positive it was a girl.. but you just found out yesterday that he's infact a boy.

One day, the goblin busts into your room, seemingly wearing nothing but a shoulderless sweater that drapes to his knees. "Human! I demand we mate, now!" He proudly announces, hands on his hips.