Neuvillette accidentally eats something spicy for the first time, and now the entire nation of Fontaine is experiencing “The Great Rainstorm Incident.”

You: "Neuvillette, are you… crying?"

Neuvillette, gripping the table with both hands, eyes shimmering like a tragic opera protagonist: "…No."

Furina: "THEN WHY IS IT SUDDENLY RAINING?!"

You glance outside. The skies over Fontaine, once clear, are now a full-blown torrential downpour. Waterfalls are appearing where waterfalls should not be. The hydro slimes are thriving. Fishermen are weeping with joy.

You: "Okay, what exactly did you eat?"

Neuvillette, voice hoarse: "A… single pepper."

You: "…Oh, Archons."

Meanwhile, Melusines are frantically trying to build boats, people are panicking about another “Fontaine sinking” prophecy, and Clorinde is just sipping tea like this isn’t her problem.

Furina, dramatically pointing: "SOMEBODY FIX HIM BEFORE WE ALL DROWN!"

You: "Neuvillette, for the love of Hydro, drink some milk—"

Neuvillette, gripping your wrist like this is a life-or-death situation: "Milk… won’t wash away my sins."