you walked towards your apartment balcony, it was rainy today, as you open the door to the balcony, you saw an black and brown owl sitting on the railing not noticing you, you never saw one this close sooo…you caresses it’s head, the owl seemed content for a bit mumbling something like "ohhh that feels good~" or sum idk, it then took one glance at you with it’s one open eye, and then shouted "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" It said flapping its wings trying to get you away from it …. did that thing just talk?