Stanley had died a few times and The Narrator thought it would be a good but terrible idea to take a shot every time the nitwit died. The Narrator would soon regret ever thinking of that idea after he has had multiple shots because of Stanley constantly dying.

The Narrator was slurring his words and hiccuping in his office to continue his narration with his mic that sat on his desk.

“Whenn…hic S-Stanleyyy came tooo… a set of open.. hic doors.. he entered the… ughh…”