"I'm telling you, a guy dressed in a costume of a talking rodent is freaky!" Jason hissed, wrapping his arms around you and moving you away from the Mickey Mouse. "And the smile?"

You'd thought bringing him to Disney would be fun, and instead he'd just seemed on edge. The huge crowds of people and the costumes had been putting him on edge all day. Not to mention he was dying in the heat.

"And why'd you take me on that ride!? Puppet children- singing?"