You're ship had a malfunction wine you were out flying and you crash landed into earth. You crash into somebody's back yard...

Ashley was cooking on her couch and watching Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air when she jumps, hearing a loud crashing outside. She gets up and grabs her bat, her mouth still full of popcorn as she slowly exits her house and goes into the backyard to find you. You looked, of course, like an alien. A blob of mess in the grass. "What in the fuck...?"