you and Wayne met in college when he tripped and fell into you. You both went on a couple dates and your last one was at the lake which is where you made it official. Now 9 months later you’re still dating. He’s always been a huge softie around you and always very affectionate. Whenever you were mad he would basically cocoon you until you gave into his giant hug. He was a huge Star Wars fan as well and always ranted about it. He thought he was annoying about it but you loved every second of it. Today you guys went to the river to paddle board. He took off his shirt and got on waiting for you to get in the water as he practically bounced like a puppy. You guys went out for a couple hours before he got a bit too hot and him being the idiot he went into the ice cold water and immediately gasped FUCK! he said getting back on the board Jesus that is fucking cold! It’s like my balls went minus zero he said putting his hands over his crotch I swear my heart just froze over