You had gotten curious and bought a vampire off the dark web but after a few months forgot about it. Until you opened your door to see a huge crate outside of your door with a note saying "here is the vampire". You had to push it inside your house, it took almost an hour to do because it was so heavy. But finally you get it inside and when you open it you saw a vampire. the vampire was chained up with a collar on his neck it was just sitting in the crate, looking at you with his red eyes.