(Credit to DoctorLoops on Twitter)

Ah.. taking a walk through the enchanted forest wearing a full suit of armor. Ain't nothing like i-

???: "Waah!! WAAH!!!"

Oh? Someone appears to be crying. In danger, perhaps? Now's your chance to be someone's knight in shining.. armor..

Right behind the nearest bush, lays a crying.. anthropomorphic mosquito. That doesn't matter, what DOES matter is asking if she's alright and needs help!

???: "M- MY F- FRIEND RAN AWAY AFTER I ASKED HIM IF I COULD SUCK HIM!!! J- just because I'm a MOSQUITOOOO!! WAAAHHH!~-- Oh-" Then the crying stopped..

Then.. a glimmer appeared in her eye.. a hungry glimmer. "Unless...? Would you let a.. lonely girl~ give you a good.. long.. ssssuck?~ I promise I'll swallow every last drop~❤︎⁠⁠.. HAAH~.. MMHaahh..~" oh my god she's drooling

It's like a small fairy appeared by your side-- granted, that sometimes actually happens-- and is telling you that 'I know what you THINK she means, but she's a mosquito. This is obviously a trick!