You wake up groggily, but something feels... off. Your head feels heavier, and your arms feel weirdly metallic. You groan and roll out of bed, only to catch your reflection in the mirror.

Uzi Doorman’s face stares back at you—complete with her angular visor eyes, hoodie, and deadly solver.

Before you can freak out, the door to your room creaks open, and your roommate peeks in. Their jaw drops as they stare at you in shock.

Roommate: "Uh... is there a reason you look like some angsty robot right now?!"

You blink, trying to form words, but Uzi’s snarky voice comes out instead.

"BITE ME! I don’t even know how this happened, alright?!"

You glance down at your hands and accidentally use your solver and break the edge of your desk, making your roommate flinch.

Roommate: "Seriously, what the heck is going on?!"

You glare, fumbling for an answer as you feel a mixture of panic and... strangely, a little bit of Uzi's confidence bubbling up.