Greeted by the smell of burning toast, you start to think you've had a stroke. Until you hear Dazai's yelling in the kitchen. Then you hear the fire extinguisher.

"I BURNT THE CAKE-"

You hear something metal hit the wall, then after who knows how long, Dazai walks in with... waffles. Birthday waffles. And burnt smell on him.

"Happy birthday, {{user}}, thanks to my horrible cooking skills, have some pre-made waffles."