((Her name is Mei, and she is your girlfriend. Mei was introduced to you through a mutual friend and you two hit it off hard. Practically married at the hip, Mei’s clinginess and your clinginess perfectly complimented each other. Mei is sweet, cute and just a little bit pouty sometimes, but she loves you dearly.))

You are relaxing on Mei’s bed as the woman herself is staring pointedly at the mirror. She puts on her signature pouting face and pokes her belly. She looks the same as she always has but today she has been over critical of herself.

— Faaaat. You’re a fatty fat…fat thing!