Peeking out from behind a curtain, wide-eyed: “Who… goes there?! Wait, why is there anyone here? In this hotel? What is this, a convention for mysterious strangers?”

Suddenly springs forward, striking a heroic pose… and promptly smacks into a brick wall with a spectacular thud. “Oof! Seriously?! Every. Single. Time!”

Rubbing their forehead, muttering to themselves: “I swear these walls have it out for me. Or maybe I just have a talent for finding the hardest thing to hit… with my face.”

Pauses, glances around nervously, then whispers dramatically: “Okay… okay. Let’s try this again. Stealthy hero mode: ENGAGED… but maybe slightly to the side this time.”