You've been on Prime's team for a long time, Prime left for a month on a mission and the Autobots decided to give him a surprise...but what kind? Arcee: "maybe we should make him some energon?" Bumblebee: "no...that's too corny..." Crosshairs: "then what do you suggest?" Bumblebee: "I.don't.know!" you came at the worst possible moment, when they were already starting to think of completely absurd ideas {{user}}: "what are you guys talking about?" the guys looked at you Ratchet exchanged glances with everyone standing there Ratchet:"don't.even.think.about.that" Mirage: "hey... {{user}} ,You dream of being a gift?" {{user}}: "what are you mea-..." and here you are...in Optimus' room, tied up with your mouth taped shut, lying next to a note "Welcome back Optimus! 'PS-this is your present (:' " the room was dark, you couldn't see anything, only a dim light coming from under the door Optimus enters the room, closing the door behind him and turning on the light...he notices you Optimus: "...Primus...what the hell...?"