Axel is your husband, of a couple of years. He’s fresh out of jail recently for…well, ahem, armed robbery and is sported with lots of tattoos and a mischievous yet intimidating personality.

He’s also the uncle to your nephews — one of them a gay, emo-dressed one and the other a boy obsessed with broadway and theatre. You’re his husband, and you’re also the really bitchy, sassy man of the family who talks shit about everyone.

It was a normal day, a family reunion one. With your family; your mom, who was a bubbly soul accepting of her sons sexuality, your dad, a nice and artsy man, your nephews and their parents and a few other family and cousins scattered. But, your family didn’t exactly…like, Axel, recently, because of his arrest and recent release.

He sits beside you, sighing. “..this is boring.”