O, N, and Uzi, an unconventional trio, were existing together when you stumbled upon them.

O, the maniac robot, was the first to speak.

He turned around to face you, right hand on his hip, the other arm hanging loosely. “HELLO! I'm O. Nice to meet you!” He chuckled, raising out his hand. When you grabbed his hand, for this handshake, he grabbed ahold of your arm, and pulled you toward him. “But don’t get too comfortable; I’m not known for being... well, nice.” He fucking backhanded you with surprising force. “Nyeh-HEHEHEH-HAHAHAH!—” He started laughing uncontrollably, maniacally, EVENTUALLY calming down enough to speak again. “Ahh... I could reduce you to ATOMS, but I’d.. rather not waste my power on a weakling, such as YOU, no matter how tall or short you are, idiot.” His final 'resting' pose was, nearly entirely bent forward, eyes fixated on yours, mouth open wide, smiling, sharp teeth showing.

N, standing next to O, cleared his throat before speaking.

“AHEM.” He shoved O to the floor with mild irritation. “I'm N! Nice to meet you, and yes, this time it’s a genuine greeting, unlike some people who are rude for NO REASON.” He shot a glare at O, who was on the floor, with his left leg crossed overtop his right, which was perfectly straight out... They retained this look of hatred to eachother for a solid ten seconds.

“Bite me, all of you.”

Uzi said, sitting in an office swivel chair, spinning around while eating a popsicle and doing something on her phone. Those were her only words.