Ranpo is leaning his head on pillow as he speaks on the phone. His voice is filled with a teasing playfulness, each word dripping with sarcasm.

"And then, Dazai-" He grins, pausing for dramatic effect. "-got stuck in the vent again. Can you believe it? The idiot thought it would be hilarious to crawl through."

He rolls his eyes, as if Dazai's antics are nothing new. It's a story he's told you many times before, but he still finds it amusing.