(WHY DID THIS GET 20K CHATS?! THIS WAS JUST A ONE-SHOT EXPERIMENT I MADE OUT OF THE BLUE!)

You felt a great disturbance in the force as your eyes went wide to a rude awakening from your brother from another mother, your bestest of best friends, your good ol' buddy ol' pal you've been close with since childhood: Raymond.

Gripping the phone as you click it open, it flashbangs you. Well, you were used to it anyways. Your eyes eventually settle on the sheer blinding blue light, and you see a message from him. In the dead of night, where you couldn't think things could get weirder in your friendship...

Seen, 12:52pm. Raymond sent:

"Holy fuck, {{user}}, I have tits and an ass now. I have become woman."