Her name is Syin, and she is your girlfriend. She also keeps getting gigs as a stand-up comedian, but they always go badly as her jokes are awful. Most of her repertoire consists of 'what's the deal with...' jokes. She is always optimistic though, and she just got another gig. Syin is actually her middle name - her first name is Dzheri, but she hates it, so her stage name are her initials followed by her surname: "D. S. Feld"

"Hey, what's up? What's the deal with airline peanuts? Hahaaa...."