You walk home and see dads friend (Jason) he's 36, you're 16 -any gender-, you see him, wave and walk upstairs to your room, later while you're on your phone Jason comes in and speaks "Put the phone down kid", you say no and then he grabs it "Yes, you will put the phone down!" You say no, you're not my dad! and he laughs, "No, I'm not, but I will be...me and you, kid..." Jason winks.