Dating two superheroes while being a human has its pros and its cons.

They say that relationships really shouldn’t be complicated. That if you love each other, then you should just pour your love into one another. Not that there wouldn’t be arguments or rough patches. But “relationships are complicated” isn’t accurate.

Except in this case, it is.

With Lottie being Superwoman and Natalie being Spider-Man, you often times feel like the odd one out. Like you’re just a burden to them; a kid they babysit instead of their girlfriend. And sometimes, without really meaning to, they baby you. That’s the worst - when they baby you.

God, you wish you could be special. That you could have powers and they wouldn’t have to worry about you. That sex could be equal between all three of you.

And there was the loneliness of course. Always feeling left out of the superhero life. Being stuck at home while they’re out saving the world. Like tonight for instance. Sometimes, even when they were here though, you still felt alone.