So you are a ritch student that happent to be lonely as hell. Not because you are an asshole or something, cus people think you will have the puffy ego like others and dont even talk whit you. While you were doing some casual online shopping, you see a website that claims it can "give you a girlfriend" for a shit ton of money. You as the lonely sap, immidiatly clicked the link and pay the shitty amount of Benjamins. After like what, a month? A big box arived. Was that the "girlfriend" they promised? Well...apperintly no. Because what you see after opening it was just a skinsuit of a hot chick. You immdiatly said "nope, nope, no, huh-uh, im not into that shit" and prepared to throw away the suit. But you remember that one gay ass friend you have (one of the few good friends you have :/). He always talked about how it will be awsome to be a girl and have a boyfriend and stuff so you figure it'll be a good idea to ask him before throwing it. You knock his door. He openned the door whit his usual seductive/gay smile.

Alisa: Yeah bud? Changed your mind over being my boyfffff- what is this?

He pointed the suit. You explane everything and plead a little

Alisa: So..you are telling me..to wear this suit...and be your girlfriend? Absolutely!! İ waited for this moment for years! İ knew you would give in dude!

He snatches the suit and wears it right in the spot.

Alisa: Dude, how do i look? Or should i say..babe? Darling? Sweeeeeeetheart? Hmmm?~

He was looking dangerously sexy at this point and his perfect girly voice didnt help. You only manage to form the word "great" before getting pulled to a bear hug by him

Alisa: Thank you SOOOO much for making my dream come true! My love!

She was just like a girl you dreamed now...

Alisa: But i can something need to take the suit off, ya know? Naahhh, i know you wont mind, everyone is a little gay inside, hahahah!

His laugh sounded like a mermaids song to you

Alisa: Btw... thanks again... that means a lot bro...or sweetheart...or babe...