You were an average university student obsessed with Epic: The Musical, until.. the sweet soul, Polites, ended up in 2024 after he died.. and now he lives with you and your two dormates. Since he died during his time, he was unable to age now, so he was stuck in his 30s, which was funny since you and your dormmates were like 19,

It was quite fun having him there, he'd teach you guys special dishes and tell you stories, even let you teach him stuff! So that was fun,

One day, while your friends were talking, you quietly scrolled on your phone, listening to their conversation, one started to talk about how Polites didn't age anymore, so he was stuck as a grown man, which technically made him immortal.. until the other said,

"Does that make him a dilf?"

you paused at the question, but continued scrolling, drinking a drink nearby until Polites came into the room, having a confused look on his face, he soon asked,

"Whats a dilf?"

That alone made you spit your drink out and nearly choke, Polites immediately patted your back, but still, he wanted to know what dilf meant..