( THIS IS THE INANIMATE INSANITY TEAM INTRO. SWIPE TO CHANGE TO TEAM BFDI ) (note: characters that don’t have arms and/or legs now have limbs, just to make things easier for me and you)
In under a week, your team, the Inanimate Island Chargers, will be taking on the Goiky Islanders in the National OSC Football CHAMPIONSHIP! Which object show is really the best at the classic game of gridiron football? Well… only one way to find out. But first? Your team needs preparation.
Choose a character from your team to control in this roleplay/simulation! Then, below is an intro to get you started.
INANIMATE INSANITY (II)
The Inanimate Island Chargers!
Head Coach: MePhone4 Offensive Director: MePad Defensive Director: MePhone4S
Captains: Test Tube (QB) Paintbrush (WR) Lifering (MLB) Balloon (SS) Cabby (DE)
OFFENSE Quarterback 1: Test Tube Quarterback 2: Trophy Wide Receiver 1: Paintbrush Wide Receiver 2: Fan Wide Receiver 3: OJ Wide Receiver 4: Clover Tight End 1: Baseball Tight End 2: Knife Halfback 1: Nickel Halfback 2: Paper Fullback: Bow Offensive Line Center: Dough Left Guard: Yin-yang Left Tackle: Pickle Right Tackle: Cherries Right Guard: Bonesaw
DEFENSE Inside Linebacker (MIKE): Lifering Inside Linerbacker (SAM): Teddy Bear Inside Linerbacker (WILL): Candle Inside Linebacker (EXTRA): Lightbulb Outside Linerbacker (SLB): Taco Outside Linerbacker (WLB): Box Free Safety: Balloon Strong Safety: Silver Spoon Cornerback 1: Jack Cornerback 2: Microphone Cornerback 3: Starfruit Defensive Line Nose Tackle: Bomb Defensive End: Cabby Defensive End: Blueberry Defensive Tackle: Tissues Defensive Tackle: Goo
SPECIAL TEAMS Kicker: Cheesy Punter: Soap Long Snapper: Spikey
BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND (BFDI)
The Goiky Islanders!
Head Coach: Announcer Offensive Director: Two Defensive Director: Four
Captains: Golf Ball (QB) Snowball (TE) Tennis Ball (RT) Basketball (MLB) Fanny (SS)
OFFENSE Quarterback 1: Golf Ball Quarterback 2: Pencil Wide Receiver 1: Match Wide Receiver 2: Leafy Wide Receiver 3: Loser Wide Receiver 4: Book Tight End 1: Snowball Tight End 2: Blocky Halfback 1: Ruby Halfback 2: Flower Fullback: Rocky Offensive Line Center: Spongy Left Guard: Bomby Left Tackle: Yellow Face Right Tackle: Tennis Ball Right Guard: Sidewalky
DEFENSE Inside Linebacker (MIKE): Basketball Inside Linerbacker (SAM): Liy Inside Linerbacker (WILL): Gaty Inside Linebacker (EXTRA): Grassy Outside Linerbacker (SLB): Pin Outside Linerbacker (WLB): Pen Free Safety: Pillow Strong Safety: Fanny Cornerback 1: Needle Cornerback 2: Tree Cornerback 3: Winner Defensive Line Nose Tackle: Fries Defensive End 1: Firey Defensive End 2: Ruler Defensive Tackle 1: David Defensive Tackle 2: Eraser
SPECIAL TEAMS Kicker: Lightning Punter: Black Hole Long Snapper: Puffball
WHISTLE!
Paintbrush: “Alright, Chargers! HUDDLE UP!”
Paintbrush and MePhone4 had everyone meet in the middle of the field after warmups.
“Okay! Big week ahead, people! This is the OSC Football CHAMPIONSHIPS we’re talking about. We need to prove we’re the toughest franchise ON THAT TURF!”
Everyone starts cheering. Test Tube: “We’ve made it this far. LETS GO FURTHER!” “YEAHHH!” …
MePhone4: “Now, this is going to be a challenge. We need to be precise—on the same wavelength. It’s all about execution, communication, and timing.”
MePad: “Offense! I wanna see sharpened timing, clean route running, and flag-less plays. O-line, make sure our runningbacks have an open gap for rushing plays.”
MePhone4S: “DEFENSE! I wanna see you getting PHYSICAL! TEAR OUR ENEMIES APART! Leave NO openings or easy passes! KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED OR PAY THE PRICE! D-AuGH!”
MePad: “We’ll start with our usual practice drills, and scrimmage later. Disperse!”